Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Keep it One Hundred Wednesday

Topic of the day
Whats the difference between your main gurl and your bottom bitch?
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  1. AnonymousMay 22, 2009 at 8:34 PM

    lol. . .i didn't want to but you asked for it so okay. . .the main girl is usually the chick that you'll do things for. .you'll listen to her whine. .she might hang up on you. .if she does, you'll call her back. .you're sweet to her. . .your friends know that she's the main chick because they've actually seen yall together in the daytime. .she's the girl that meets the parents. . .she spends the night and wakes up at your place the next morning and stays for a few hours after that unless she has to work. .she can chill at the crib even when you're not there. .her real name is in your phone. . .you know her last name. .you know things about her. .you ask follow-up questions when she talks to you. . .you actually talk to her. .when she talks you actually listen. . .you talk to her about things other than the next time yall gon fuck [oops can i say fuck??] umm she's your girlfriend. . .
    the bottom bitch. .lol you know NOTHING about her other than she got big [fillintheblank] and a fat [fillintheblank]. .you only text her at night to ask what she got on and what time she coming over and when is the next time yall gon fuck. .your friends refer to her as that joint you be fuckin with. . .when yall are done fucking, she knows the drill: she's supposed to roll the fuck out. .you see her on the street and keep walking without saying hello [especially if its in the daytime]. .if she hangs up on you, yall never talk again unless she calls you to tell you she wants to come over so you can fuck. .its pretty much all about fucking. .unless she giving you some money. .and THEN its about keeping her happy with the dick so you can get some money and the poo she's giving away. . .yeah. .she's pretty much your freak jank. .your joint. .your Judy. . .your BOP..

    FYI BTW: Reese could never be the MAIN girl. because if she's your main chick then you can't have a bottom bitch.

    holla.

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  2. AnonymousMay 26, 2009 at 12:22 PM

    AWW MAN SHORTY IS RIGHT ON POINT, IM BOUT TO FALL OUT MY SEAT, FUNNY YET OH SO TRUE INDEED. AWWWE MAN.....

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